BE THE UNCLEANLY ONE...

Your name is DRISKOR HEELZOL. You are 7 SWEEPS OLD and your MOST FAVORITE THING to do is create UNHOLY MOTHERFUCKING MESSES. Nothing makes you more content than KNOCKING EVERYTHING OVER IN THE IMMEDIATE AREA, regardless of consequence. A lot of the things you break, you end up COLLECTING AND STASHING IN YOUR HIVE with your MESS FETCH MODUS (take one thing out, and several things pop out with it). As a result, your hive resembles some sort of JUNKYARD, complete with barbed wire fencing. There is a tender spot within you for POOR STUFFED TOYCREATURES RAVAGED BEYOND REPAIR. Nobody seems to want them anymore, but you CAN’T IMAGINE WHY… Your appearance is usually rather UNKEMPT because you JUST DON’T CARE VERY MUCH ABOUT SUPERFICIAL THINGS LIKE THAT. And so, you cannot keep many friends because of your EXOTIC STENCH. However, you think you are pretty FREE-SPIRITED and easy to converse with. This MAY or MAY NOT be true since most of the things you say DON’T MAKE MUCH SENSE TO ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF. Your LUSUS is a rather GROTESQUE but CHARMING WINGED BUGCREATURE called BABEELZUB. He tells VERY GOOD JOKES, but you can’t actually understand a word he says. Communication is very LACKING in your lawnring, but YOU DON’T MIND… And things such as your grubtop GET MISPLACED A LOT. That doesn’t help the situation much. Sometimes, OTHER TROLLS try to scavenge things from your PRECIOUS COLLECTION, not understanding that your junk is NOT FOR THE TAKING, DAMMIT. This is the only thing that makes you TRULY UNCOMFORTABLE. Overall, you DON’T think you’re a disgrace to your TANGY YELLOW-GREEN BLOOD. This MAY or MAY NOT be true to others. Your Trollian tag is unfetteredAtrocity and yu dunt pey muuch mynd tu wutt keyz u hit, broh.


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That's that. Now to submit it to the fantroll review on tumblr...
Please don't be tempted steal him. That's just rude. I don't like that.